The Best Book Ever

I made a promise to post a blog every weekday.  I did not promise that the blogs would have to be good, or longer than a tweet.  Because they don’t.  And anyways, I have a book to read.  It’s called Bad Kitty Gets a Bath. 

Best.  Book.  Ever.  Hey guess what?  You should buy me this book, because…um…it’s my birthday tomorrow.  Really.  I will have the saddest birthday ever and feel neglected if you don’t buy me Bad Kitty Gets a Bath.  I would also accept:

Or

Or a can of “Easy Cheese.”  Your call.  Because tomorrow's my birthday.

Really.