I made a promise to post a blog every weekday. I did not promise that the blogs would have to be good, or longer than a tweet. Because they don’t. And anyways, I have a book to read. It’s called Bad Kitty Gets a Bath.
Best. Book. Ever. Hey guess what? You should buy me this book, because…um…it’s my birthday tomorrow. Really. I will have the saddest birthday ever and feel neglected if you don’t buy me Bad Kitty Gets a Bath. I would also accept:
Or a can of “Easy Cheese.” Your call. Because tomorrow's my birthday.