Thursday, April 7, 2011


Work is for losers.  LO-O-O-OSERS!!!!!  I will not do my homework.  I will not clean my room.  I will not clip my toenails, brush my hair, do my laundry, wear anything but pajamas, or do anything to make myself presentable to society ever again.  In a matter of weeks I will look like this:

Because instead of working or practicing good hygiene, I will internet.
And now I’m off to bed.  But first I have to clear off all the junk…eh, forget it.  I’ll just internet until I fall asleep in my chair.

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