Work is for losers. LO-O-O-OSERS!!!!! I will not do my homework. I will not clean my room. I will not clip my toenails, brush my hair, do my laundry, wear anything but pajamas, or do anything to make myself presentable to society ever again. In a matter of weeks I will look like this:
Because instead of working or practicing good hygiene, I will internet.
Forever.
And now I’m off to bed. But first I have to clear off all the junk…eh, forget it. I’ll just internet until I fall asleep in my chair.
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