I don’t argue well. That’s why I stay away from politics, debate clubs, and Twilight fan chat rooms. Whenever I argue about anything, no matter what it is, I quickly become angry and then I escalate to a spaz attack (I respond to most strong emotions with spaz attacks).
Typical arguments I have go like this:
Random Person: Tweety bird is a girl. I know it.
Me: No, Tweety bird is a boy. He has a girlfriend in one of the spin-off movies.
RP: Whatever. I still think she’s a girl.
Me (spluttering): No, you fool! He’s a boy! How could you – I don’t – He’s a boy!
RP: Woah. Chill out. It’s not that big of a –
Me (face contorted with rage): NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!
RP: Um... Are you okay?
And then I get some “quiet time” in my “special corner.”